A Slow Death

I think I'm starting to get sick. I went to this site http://symptoms.webmd.com/symptomchecker where you enter in your symptoms and it will tell you what you have. Apparently its a program created by various doctors and medical technicians. In other words, the program is pretty accurate.

I entered in all of my symptoms:

Sore Throat

Headache

Stiff neck

Sore Eyes

Fever

According to the site, I am suffering from one of the following diseases:

Spinal Meningitis
Aseptic Menengitis
Chronic Sinusitis
Astigmatism (What?)
Multiple Sclerosis
Shingles
or Cervical Cancer


By the time you read thsi blog I may already be dead. But hopefully I will get all of these diseases treated in time before they get any worse.